Monday, October 01, 2007
Use your hand to strangle Cuba
Support the U.S. Embargo on Cuba!
Do you happen to be thinking right now about how you can support your country's government in its never ending quest to see human rights blanket the globe like so many cluster bombs? Well, here's a start: don't buy Cuban cigars from this or other Swiss company. Sure Cuban cigars are the best in the world, are entirely organically produced, and are rolled by Cuban workers who enjoy better working conditions and quality of life than their Dominican counterparts. But what better way to assist in the U.S. government's policy of strangling Cuba than by *not* purchasing delicious Cuban cigars, fully guaranteed and shipped discretely via airmail, from this or any other business? As the rich smoke from a Romeo y Julieta Short Churchill doesn't escape your lips, you'll cherish the thought that your non-purchase is helping to bring the Cuban people ever closer to enjoying the enviable lifestyles of the masses of Haitians, Dominicans and Jamaicans.