God Hates Shrimp
"Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. ..."
You heard it here first, folks. God hates people who pinch tail and suck heads; he hates shrimp-eaters.